The Sex in Your Stars

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)

Horns forward, the Arian ram barges forward in every aspect of life, so it’s no different in the bedroom.  Getting ever so close to the edge is the Aries specialty.  Ever taken someone home, had he or she quickly pushed you to the verge of a splitting orgasm, only to teasingly pull you back just as rapidly?  You had an Aries on your hands. When an Aries finally allows you to reach climax, it will be in a way different than you’re used to; remember though, the unique sexual style is for them, not for you.  You’re just along for the ride.  Literally.  You know the partner Aries is an ideal romantic partner for you when he or she allows you the full control in the bedroom.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)

When Tauruses get their eyes on a sexual partner, watch out.  These bulls are stereotyped for their stubborn streak, but in actuality, it’s simply a sensual decisiveness that a water sign can only dream about (ironic because Tauruses tend to lure the more irresolute water signs into bed).  While your male Taurus lover may be of an average build, don’t be fooled - the girth and length of his penis are two of his most infamous attributes.  The only drawback of this stud is that the chances are good his favorite position is cowgirl, so he can lazily enjoy your effort, looking up at you. If your Taurus lover is a female, you can bet she expects oral favors as if they were pats on the back.  However, in return, you will receive a special stamina you have not witnessed before from any other sign.  Come again?

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - June 20)

If you have a Gemini on your hands, chances are he or she has asked you, “What’s your fantasy?” along with a million other sexual questions and instructions.  This two-sided gem doesn’t know how to close his or her mouth in bed, which results in a road map for orgasmic pleasure.  He or she doesn’t have the patience to guess what you like or find out over multiple romps in the hay, so, instead, your Gemini will use direct communication to make every time tailored to exactly what you like.  If your Gemini lover doesn’t match with this description, try gently prompting him or her because he or she may have a shy ascendant sign, which holds him or her back a little.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)

Ah, the Cancer… this moody, clingy, lazy crab surprises most of his or her lovers by being a firecracker in bed.  Willing to try any position, place or pace, he or she aims to please and gets off on the satisfaction of others.  Ruled by the breasts, a Cancer woman’s erogenous zone are her nipples.  The Cancer man, on the other hand, enjoys when his lover caresses his stomach, which tends to be soft and doughy.  The crab enjoys hearing the moans of a lover, so be sure to express your pleasure if you want your lover to come.  This water sign, as kinky as they may be, however, often uses sex as a crutch to gain security or an emotional connection.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)

Leos are known for their romancing, especially before the dance of sex. A Leo’s foreplay is second to none, and diving straight into the dirty deed, like an Aries might, is not in the lion’s interest.  He or she wants to get you so hot and bothered with teasing that you have what might be called a “Harlequin Kiss,” where you reach heavenly heights without being touched.  And when the Leo does choose to hit home base, it will be fun and electric.  Afterwards, he or she might ask you on a date to an amusement park…

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)

Virgo perfectionists like to see that you know what you’re doing.  They don’t have much tolerance for newbies in the bedroom, which contradicts their love for pure and innocent partners. They like a polite and docile lover in public, and a sexual dynamite behind closed doors, but only when they initiate it.  Their obsession for cleanliness extends to the sexual realm, so a shower would be a good place to heat it up.  Another place that turns Virgos on is the kitchen because they love to see that their partners can cook.  Eating is a sensual experience.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)

Easily the most physically expressionistic sign, the Libra sees sex as a natural event and a sign of friendship, love, or pretty much anything.  The Libra’s coy flirtations and roaming eye make sex with a Libra best unattached.  However, the scales could tip in your favor if you demand respect in other realms of life, like intellectualism - then, you may have found yourself a devoted partner who has an unsurprisingly wide repertoire of moves.  Libra men especially go crazy for doggy style and other positions centered around the backside, while Libra women like it rough.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

The Scorpio’s mysterious nature may make you unsure of what to expect the first time for a romp in the sheets.  Make this sign feel secure, however, and you will find someone who pushes sexual barriers.  A ménage-a-trois?  The Scorpio might just be your perfect candidate, as long as you kick the third acquaintance (note: not a friend or ex) out afterwards for some cuddling and good conversation.   The bedroom, where everything is out and in the open, may be the only place where you can comfortably pry into the Scorpio’s deepest secrets.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

The cheery Sagittarius centaur brings humor into the equation of sex well.  Where other signs might blush about queefing or an accidental knee to the balls, the Sagittarius manages to joke about it, while remaining sexy.  This independent, show-off sign loves a challenge, so if you tell your Sagittarian lover that he or she cannot go for hours, you better be ready to cross off that night’s agenda on your calendar.  The teasing sparkle in the eye of Sagittarius is not for everyone, however; some people looking to sex for a deep, movie-like romanticism might want to look elsewhere.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

The Capricorn’s dedicated interior matches his or her bedroom behavior.  Even if your Capricorn lover doesn’t immediately perform as expected, he or she learns well and will mold to your sexual style quickly and seamlessly.  You can train your Cap partner to do essentially anything if you are patient.  One thing that he or she insists upon, however, is how sex is incorporated into the relationship.  All about business, the Cap likes scheduling in his or her mind the most satisfying time, how frequently, where, and other situational factors.  Let them manage and control these things, and you will get to choose what is on the menu.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

The Aquarius has a unique way of seeing matters.  Sex is not the “freak nasty,” but an exchange of personalities, ideas, lifestyles… essentially a full-bodied sharing.  This is why if you want to bed an Aquarius, they will need to be intrigued by your intellect.  Why should they share themselves with you only to feel unfulfilled?  Their sexual desires stem from a curiosity to absorb the world, and so, on the positive side, they will be versatile in the sack.  They will never just let themselves go and act like an animal, but this may be refreshing for someone who wants more than just the swap of bodily fluids.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)

The Pisces rules the 12th house of the subconscious, so the Pisces may have some secret fetishes that even he or she does not know about!  Their confidence level may be lacking sometimes, however, so it is up to you to coax your Pisces lover into full, stark-naked sexual freedom.  The Pisces makes a good lover in bed because he or she will be along for any ride.  Try the male sitting up, girl on top position for this sign; its intimate positioning will drive both of you wild.

        Aries (21 March to 19 April)

The year offers mixed results. You have to be extremely cautious in dealing with other people. Take care in matters related to planning, media matters and paper documentation. Consult elders and seek their advice and proceed accordingly.
Take special care in legal matters and arrive at a firm decision before proceeding further. If you do not take enough care, you will face a lot of hurdles and also face mental disturbances.
Income, opportunities, children and expenditure need special care and planning keeping in mind the prevailing circumstances. Women would do well not to enter into unnecessary arguments.

The second half of the year is comparatively much more favorable. The overall prediction for you this year is that you will be able to reach your target only with hard work and perseverance.
It is also advisable to postpone all important work till you enter into a favorable period.

Taurus (20 April to 20 May)

The year highlights your relationships with father, brother, sisters, children and others. You are advised to tackle all issue concerning people with utmost caution. You may face problems with father in the first half of the year while you are likely to face problems with brothers, sisters and children in the last three months of the year.

You will be bogged down with heavy expenses and they will drain your energies completely. You can com out of the problems by tackling all issue with patience and tact. Some people may benefit from you and you will get some benefit later, so be patient.
Start your day by lighting a lamp and praying to your favourite God. 

    Gemini (21 May to 20 June)

If you can differentiate between truth and lies, you will be able to come out of several problems unscathed. Your courage and hard work will give you good results and satisfaction.
Foreign matters, film and construction, printing, vehicles, financial and professional matters will give good results. You will good results with good thoughts and deeds. You will be very happy and contended by enjoying good health and peace of mind.

Overall, the year is very favourable and it is advisable not to take any hasty decisions this year. 
 

 Cancer (21 June to 22 July)
Good words and good deeds will bring about a positive change in your life. The gifts you choose for others will give a great feeling for them. Be careful while dealing with a close family member.
You will face a lot of misunderstandings and will also be mistaken by your close friends and relatives. A lot of caution is advised in this aspect.
The first half of the year is not so favourable so you are advised to keep all financial and business matters on hold. The delay in getting things done will bother you a lot during this period.

Take care in taking decisions. Take a lot of care in dealing with brothers and sisters and also in you personal matters in the last three months of the year.

Leo (23 July to 22 August)

The year ahead is not so favorable so you are advised to think about all issues with a broad mind. There will be a clash of mind and body. Take all decisions keeping this in mind.
You need to plan carefully and face all such negative forces with tack and planning. A philosophical bent of mind will give you good results. Observe changes in financial matters closely.
Your way of talking and your talkative power will attract people immensely. The last three months will bring in a positive and highly beneficial change in your life. You can overcome all difficulties by praying to lord Shiva and chanting his name with religious fervour.

Virgo (23 August to 22 September)

Do not take any hasty decision in all important matters this year. You will understand many new things and also com up with the dint of had work. The year is favourable for political leaders.

All endeavors undertaken with hard work and dedication will yield good results. You will also get good name and fame. Those involved in fine arts, agriculture, politics will find the year quite favorable.
You will also find the period favourable for matters relating to marriage. Long journeys will also yield positive results. You will also get the support and encouragement form brothers and sisters.
2009 is also very favourable in terms of finance. You will also benefit from foreign tours and overseas communications. Other will take your plain talk in the right sprit and realize your sincerity. You will also come out of several problems with tact, grit and determination.

You will be troubled by several issues and you need to tackle this very patiently. You need to develop a stable mind to get ahead in life. The last three months need your special attention in health and psychological matters.

Libra (23 September to 22 October)

The year is quite favourable for many of you. Artists and writers will get good recognition. However, some of you many not like the new changes that occur this year. Your mindset will open up and you will now be able to comprehend all things with a clear mind.
Avoid entering into an argument, you will now embark on a self-realization path and your inner feelings and gut instinct will guide you towards your goal. You will also convert many half chances into full fledged opportunities with your tack and talkative power.
The year will give you mixed results in financial, domestic and real estate matters. You are advised to take extreme care in dealing with family members as some of you could get into trouble over domestic issues.
Health also needs your attention, women in particularly are prone to skin problems. The eligible will find the year favorable to tie the knot. You will also meet some influential people this year and it will give a boost to your life a career.


Scorpio (23 October to 21 November)

The year will see you bogged down with some unnecessary negative thoughts. The negative thoughts will trouble you for a major part of the year. You are advised to exercise restraint and approach all issue with a cool mind.
The good news however is that the year will be for a large extent favourable to you in financial, professional, business and domestic matters. The second half of the year will see you getting good support and encouragement from your brothers and sisters and this in turn will help you immensely.
Beware of enemies who will try to hurt you. You will also face some health problems in the year end. Take care of your health. Politicians will have mixed results this year. You are advised to take remedies based on the reading of your personal horoscope.

Sagittarius (22 November to 21 Dec)
The year has some mixed results in store for you. Things will progress very slowly and you need to tackle all things with patience and tact. You will b pleasantly surprised to hear good news and events that you have been awaiting for a long time. You are advised to seek the advice of professionals in important matters. Deal with confidential issue with utmost care. Deal careful in all matters concerning relatives, financial matters and heavy expenditure.
There are several changes indicated in your personal life and the god news is that most of the changes will be very positive. You will also get favourable results in property matters and domestic legal matters. Your will enter into a very favorable period from the year end.

Capricorn (21 December to 19 January)
2009 comes as a mixed bag for you. The year will give mixed results for people in politics and business. Students will reach their goals. You would do well to deal all confidential matters with utmost caution.

Your health needs are as it may have a negative bearing on your business and professional matters. You may see your pessimism creeping into your talk and dealings with others. Some of you are prone to accidents and therefore you are advised to be extra careful while driving.
To ward off your negative thoughts and feelings, you would benefit by taking the spiritual path. Meditation will also help you immensely.

Aquarius (20 January to 18 February)

The year will be by and large favourble. However you will succeed in many things only by following up personally without leaving things to others. Exercise caution in purchase of new things, printing and documentation matters. Read the fine print before signing any document.
Decisions regarding investments, real estate deals and all issues that need heavy expenditure are advised to be deferred and a final decision arrived at after careful brooding.
The year will be very favourable to most of you in legal, property and professional matters. It is better to keep confidential matters confidential and not reveal even to close friends and relatives.
While the period between April and October is favourble, the last three months will give only mixed results. Women could find them in embarrassing situations and they can avoid this by being extra careful in all issues.

Pisces (19 February to 20 March)

The year is very good for film actors and actresses, directors, students, businessmen and students. You need to deal with family members and others honestly without trying to be over smart.

You are advised to postpone all important things to the second half of the year when the stars are much more favourable. You will see the period extremely favourable in matrimonial and legal matters.
The year will see you scaling new heights and the overall impact is very beneficial. Women will also find the year very good.
Note: The predictions are based on general trends according to your signs. Only a careful reading of your individual horoscope can give specific predictions and also suggest suitable remedies.